I
read an article on
First We Feast today that was seriously amusing and helpful
all at the same time. If you don’t know FWF is a bad-ass foodie blog that you
should be reading if you want to call yourself a foodie. The post was,
“Whereto go in NYC for every type of date.”
Since I spend a lot of time in the City, I thought it kind of rocked,
but then I thought well what about here.
Ok
disclaimer: The categories were not my creation. FWF is way cooler than me, so
please read their post for category explanation if you need it .
What would my 10 picks be for the Capital
Region?
Group Date: taste at the communal table in the bar. Taste is contemporary, fine
dining but the bar is more relaxed. The communal table is next to the fire fixtures in the wall which let’s face it, make great atmosphere. Then let’s add in the fact the Mark Graham
just became the chef there. So if you want flirty, sultry food this is the
place to go.
UPDATE: It was brought to my attention that the communal table is not always there so I emailed Maura Gannon and this was her response:
"We did indeed take it out to put in other smaller tables for more capacity.bHowever, if people want to book the table, it is available to be brought in for a group dinner. It lives outside where it was used during the summer for music nights."
Determined to Get Laid Date: New World Bistro Bar. The premise of this is that the baller move is played, so if you take her to 677 on a first date she’s going to see right through it. (side note I think 677, National and Yono’s are great 3
rd date places…because that’s when it’s
appropriate to pull out all the stops to achieve said objective). So back to
New World Bistro Bar….You all know how I feel about Ric. He makes sexy food,
food that will as he says "leave you satisfied but wanting more. " The vibe is chill and sophisticated but not trying too hard. Isn’t that enough to put us in the
mood?
Saturday Brunch Date: Carmen’s Cafe Troy.
It’s a relaxed, eclectic neighborhood place with Cuban-Spanish–American food
in a bistro setting. The food is outstanding and because it’s probably a newer
experience for you both (or if you are true foodies) it will give lots of
talking points.
Oh and they great
sangria to take the edge off.
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Date: So you don’t know what’s going to happen and you’re a little nervous. Is
this a date or a reconnect (even though you know it’s a date but you’re not
admitting that to yourself)?
Hmmm. Well
I’m thinking
Aperitivo Bistro. Sit
in the big chairs in front of the windows. It’s a cool place to go. It’s not
too formal or too romantic. It’s actually a place where "in the know" foodies go
so you might get bonus points for that if you’re feeling on the datish end of
things. You’ll definitely have a wow experience. If the mood strikes,
the wine has flowed, you’re happy...poof romance has happened.
First Date with Someone You've Already
Slept With: The Ginger Man. I love this category, I don’t know why but I
do. I actually loved FWF’s explanation of it. So thinking that you’re not going
to the Circle Diner for obligatory breakfast, I’m recommending the Ginger Man.
It’s not too fancy to be trying too hard, not to casual to be well awkward. The
food is great, it’s a Capital Region institution and the wine list has won
tons of Wine Spectator awards…yet it’s humble.
You can sit outside on a nice summer night and there’s a lobster roll to
die for. That’s a good vibe for this occasion right.
Six Year Anniversary with No Marriage in
Sight: Wine Bar & Bistro on Lark. The Wine Bar is super romantic
whether you're in the secret garden or in front of the fireplaces. I love it
personally as a date spot (ahem, wish I had more occasion for that).
Do a tasting menu, pair it with amazing wine,
be in love…Happy Anniversary
Meet the Parents Date: Yono’s. You’re
nervous because things are getting real, you want to look good and have an
amazing experience. You want to wow them and you want everything to be
perfect. Go to Yono’s. Why? They never mess up.
(note, this would also be a good place to
propose if you were doing it at a restaurant for all the same reasons and if
you call ahead and say “Hey, I have something special in the works” trust me
they will make magic happen.
Date with a Texas Transplant: So this is what I’m thinking. I’m
never recommending a BBQ place to a Texan because they do it WAY different from
us. What I do know is that you can wow any Texan with a really good steak.
Where do you get the best steak in town?
Angelo’s677 Prime. Get a great steak, a seafood tower, a great bottle of wine and
live large. Why, just trust me. Oh and my Texan friend is totally laughing at
this.
Day Drinking: The Ruck. Well you all
know that my bestie is Chef Rachel. Well , Chef Rachel introduced me to Day Drinking as a concept.
Turns out she now is the “Head Chefie Chef” at The Ruck but that is not why
I make this recommendation. Day drinking is an art. If you’re doing it on a
date you need activity or
you will get
sloppy (and boring). So The Ruck has darts and shuffleboard and a sports game
to fall back on. You can drink there for hours with activity and if you need
something to eat, they have some pretty good food these days too.
Tinder Date: I admit I had to Google
this one. I had no idea what Tinder was. So now that I have signed on and
flipped through, had a hearty laugh, and discovered that I will never ever,
ever date someone with a red solo cup in a profile picture (or a Budweiser
bottle or mainlining Jack Daniels for that matter), I feel qualified to answer
this one. So this is the concept of the Tinder Date: you need to meet somewhere
first to have a drink to make sure that the goods match the advertisement
before you go vodey-oh-doh. Go meet at
someplace like Peddler’s, have a drink,
make your decision. This is not a dating site and everyone on it knows it. So
no need to be confuse the matter by going someplace that you would actually go
on a date. You can thank me later for enduring that in the name of research.